Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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