ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
All I want is dick and wine.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
