I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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