I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
