You work out of a Hotel?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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