It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
either way he was missing a nipple.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Panties = found
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