i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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