We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
