you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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