I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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