drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
When did angry sex become our thing?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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