READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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