but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The Olympian is in my bed
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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