I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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