If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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