we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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