i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?