He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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