You're so nebulous sometimes
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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