Pants 0. Shit 1.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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