at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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