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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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