No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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