Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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