Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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