i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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