at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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