BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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