He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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