I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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