They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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