fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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