You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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