I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to have your abortion
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I smell like Dick and happiness
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