Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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