She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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