you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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