just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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