woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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