i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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