Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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