your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
vagina is talking i cant
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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