I wish I could punch you in the face.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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