Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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