Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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