last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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