I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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