those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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