I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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