first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I understand Curling. That high.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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