I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
babies were throwing up all over the place
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize