The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
be right there i have to get my cape
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
