New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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