yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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