We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I have fence marks all over my body
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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