Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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