I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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